Sample Kill Story

To help you get a better idea of how a day in the life of the game might go, here's a kill summary. If you're good enough you might get to write one of these too.

WaterNinja(2) def Sergeant Reacharound(0)
November 11, 2006 4:03pm

WaterNinja writes:
You were a very worthy opponent, Sagar Momin. As I write this, I'm drinking a beer in honor of your life and recent death. The way you made me wait outside your apartment for 2 days straight while you secretly jumped off your second floor balcony to get to class was genius...it might have actually kept you dry had I not brought some friends along to stake out your building.

But maybe it was all the better for me. From what I heard you seemed pretty happy with yourself when you got on the bus and headed to your class in McBryde 100. Content. Cocky. That was your downfall.

I waited for you at the back entrance you used to get into class, acting as if I had the next one in that god-awful room. I even held the door for you as you exited and acknowledged your thanks. I almost felt bad that someone crazy enough to jump off a deck was about to be eliminated from the game like this.

But it was your cockiness that was your undoing. Didn't you notice how everyone's eyes widened when I pulled the water balloon out of my bag? If not that, I'm sure the few people that started running away might have been a good indication? Anyways, I just finished my beer and my liver is still thirsty. Thanks for giving my water balloon a home.