HokieWar

That’s more like it. 3 More down, and only 16 more to go. You’re probably next.

Goose(3) kills bigred(1)
March 29, 2007 6:03 PM

Well, it felt almost too easy, and it was. I actually do need a car for next year. My target listed his for sale on the vt car club website that I frequent, so I contacted him and arranged to come see the car.

I get there and spend a good while talking with my target, probably 30+ minutes. He was a real nice guy and a lot of fun to hang out with, so I felt bad for pulling out my water pistol and taking him out.

Kill # 3 for me, and I was feeling pretty confident. I had not had an encounter with my assassin for a week, so I thought someone had gotten him during that time. I had been to kroger and tried to take out my phone make a call, but dropped it under my seat. When I got home, as I had my car door open and was moving my seat, I felt a cold wet stream on the back of my head.

I turned around, and that was it. Just like in Top Gun, Goose dies lol.

That’s my side of the story, I’ll let my assassin tell his side because it is a pretty good one (especially our first encounter).

bigred I hope we can still be friends lol

MantillaMike29(1) eliminates DrDonkeypunch4(1)
March, 29, 2007 10:03 PM

It was 10:30 Thursday night as I ran down the halls of West AJ. I saw my guy, cocked back my arm with water balloon in hand, and right as I was about to release my ammo he yelled out, “NOOOOOOOO”. He knew he had met his end and reluctantly coughed up his life card. Now in the words of one of my favorite comedian, Dane Cook, “Were gonna Tarantino it, were gonna take it back and figure out how what happened!

Well being an assassin virgin I was excited after I got back from spring break to get started with the Hokie war. I got my target and immediately began searching; facebook, myspace, Hokie stalker, but alas I found nothing I could use. So then I decided to go check out his room. Survey the area if you will. When I got there my target wasn’t home but his neighbor was. I popped my head into his room and casually asked when Adam would be back. He gave me a blank stare and them replied, “Who?” It seemed like nobody on the hall knew my target. Over the next few days I kept visiting his room hoping to catch him leaving for class or something, but again I got nothing.

A week had gone by and my target decided to take a little weekend hiatus, and I figured I could catch him on his return. I went to stake out his hallway and tried to keep my cool as I waited for him to come back. I brought along a couple of friends for moral support but while we were chatting to kill the time I missed my target coming out and going to the restroom. This was a big blow to my moral, he was right in front of me and I totally missed him. I began to get desperate and made the executive call to try and get some info from his hall mates. I mean what was it gonna hurt to tell them what I was doing, as far as I knew they barely knew the guy, and rarely saw him leave his room. Right? WRONG. It turned out his whole hall was in on it. They were protecting him and giving me faulty clues. After I found this out I was more determined then ever to kill my target.

The next day I got a tip off about my target that said he was in Bio lab, so I waited and waited and waited but I never saw him. I had spent the almost the whole day searching for him but at the end of the afternoon I had nothing to show for my effort.
Thursday came and I decide to put my search on hold to celebrate my 20th birthday with friends. We were eating ice cream and having some good laughs at Deets when all of a sudden tons of people started pouring out of AJ. They were having one of their notorious fire drills. This was perfect my target was forced out of his room and completely vulnerable, there was just one problem I didn’t have my water gun with me. One of my friends jumped out of her seat, ran next door to the mini mart and then quickly returned tossing a bag of water balloons at me. “Happy Birthday,” she said. I broke open the bag, grab a few balloons, and ran to the bathroom to fill them up.

Stocked with water balloons I began weaving in and out of the mass of people waiting outside the dorm. I couldn’t find him and I knew that the drill would be ending soon, so I ran around to a different door and as soon as the drill was over I made a mad dash to get into the building. I ran to the elevator hoping I would beat my target up to his room on the 6th floor, and thankfully I did. All I had to do was wait for him to start walking down the hall towards his room and it was all over.

So there you have it, one down and eleven more to go. Better watch out I’m a rookie on a mission