HokieWar

Now that HokieWar is officially over for the Spring Semester and everything is quieting down and returning to normal…well, as normal as bomb threats and Girls Gone Wild can get…we thought we’d all get together some time soon for lunch and share our crazy stories about what happened and give everyone a chance to learn just how paranoid everyone else was. We’re thinking somehere between April 27-29 and lunch downtown? Please comment back or email us about where you’d like to go and what days would be good for you.

Also, we got some t-shirts made!!! Sorry for not being able to contact everybody, but we had a 1 hour deadline to order the shirts in the correct sizes before our shirts would be delayed a long while. We wanted to make sure we’d have the shirts in time for the lunch! If you weren’t able to get one, but are still interested, we’re selling them for 5 bucks a piece! Email us and let us know!

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A good assassin doesn’t need sleep! Less than 9 hours after the Sudden Death announcement went out, Sniper took him out to claim the Grand Prize! Now that’s some dedication! Sorry to everyone who waited too long and missed out on it, and better luck next time!

Sniper(2) is champion of HokieWar Spring 2007!
April 10, 2007 8:45 AM

I woke up this morning bright and early to do some homework and because I figured the last target would be up.  I checked who it was and luckily he live in the dorm next to me.  When kids started leavin for their 8am classes i went out in front of his dorm to see if he had a class i waited for 10 minutes or so but no luck so I slipped in the door as someone was commin out and went to his floor to scope things out.  I stopped at his door and could hear yawning and rustling around like someone had just gotten up.  As I talked with a hallmate of the target’s the door opened.  I peered over only to see that it was his roomate.  So I asked his roomate if he knew when the target had class.  The roomate said he thought like 9 or somethin.  At this point it was almost 8.  I went back to my dorm and grabbed my homework I needed to do and returned to his dorm to wait for someone to let me in.  Once inside I grabbed a chair from the lounge and sat myself down right between the targets door and the bathroom and began my homework.  After about 25-30 minutes a tall kid with wild hair came out of a door but I didnt catch if it was the targets door for sure or not.  I looked up at him casually and returned to my homework.  As he passed by I glanced up at him to make sure it was the target but I couldnt tell due to his attire and his crazy hair.  As he was about to entire the bathroom I jumped up and said, “Hey are you Allen”  as he turned and said yeah he caught a stream of water to the chestal region.  When he congradulated me I told him my name and he said he knew because I was his first target in the game… haha I guess the hunter becomes the hunted as they say.  Now I am victorious… Suckas!!

No kills this past Easter weekend, so we’ll take care of it ourselves. The game format is switching over to Sudden Death tonight and we’ll be killing off any one who hasn’t made a single kill. Email updates to those still alive to follow…

There was lots of action this weekend with 4 more people that went down. Among the 12 left there are still a few that haven’t done a single thing…sadly that might mean instant death for you. I’ll give you one last chance to resopnd to this blog post and beg for mercy. Otherwise, don’t be surprised when you login to find that your “Current Target” info is blank.

And now to the weekend update!

treehugger(1) ambushes BoNoBoMoNkEy(0)
March 30, 2007 5:03 PM

treehugger(2) water bombs Courtney(0)
March 30, 2007 6:03 PM

skittle(1) makes a killing debut on BonitaAppleBum(0)
March 31, 2007 5:03 PM

Saturday, March 31th as a day like any other day for BonitaAppleBum, little did she know it was going to be the day of her demise. I decided I was going to scope her place out due to the fact I hadn’t killed anyone yet and the chance of winning 200 big ones would be out of my hands in two days. Upon my arrival i noticed a party going on outside of her apartment so i decided to stay around and scope out the party.
45 minutes went by and there was no sign of M. AppleBum. After waiting these 45 minutes I became bored and called various acquaintances to pass the time until Bonita ran out of her apartment and into her car.
Being a little lackadaisical, Miss. AppleBum left her driver’s seat window up and it was ever to easy to walk over a squirt the brunette in the back of the head (as soon as she saw me she ducked her head down as if she were to hide). Kill number one for skittle and number 4 for JAMIN!

skittle(2) ends treehugger’s(2) run
March 31, 2007 5:03 PM

Apologies for the lack of updates but…well…there really aren’t any. What’s going on guys? This lack of action is pretty disappointing. By normal rules, those of you without kills right now would have automatically been terminated, but we’ve been nice about that. Probably too nice. But that’s it.

If you haven’t killed a single person you now have Rogue Agents after you, and I’m sure you know who are you. And if that doesn’t get you going: If you still have 0 kills by Monday at 12:01 AM, you face instant elimination. Now get to work, or at least reply back to this post and talk some smack!

Goose(2) eliminates Wildride(0):
March 27, 2007 7:03 PM

I will have to admit you were extremely difficult to catch. Being patient is all that this had to do with. After waiting 9 hours one day with no luck, I went back and tried to think of a good way to catch you off gaurd. 3 days later I got a tip from someone in your neighborhood that you had left your apartment. I immediately went over and about 30 minutes after I got there, you showed up. All I had to do was step out of my car and it was over. I do commend you on being extremely difficult to track down though, you were a worthy target!

No excuses, play like a champion! FYI, those of you who haven’t accomplished a single thing have only two days to make it happen before we send some effin ninjas on you! If I haven’t heard about any action from you, that basically means you haven’t done anything! So you guys better start blogging up some good, funny, believable stories or face the wrath of HokieWar.

There was a kill yesterday but no story was reported back so I’m expecting the rest of you to pick up the slack with some good stuff this weekend. Enjoy the warm weather and do your best to keep from getting wet.

Thanks everyone for meeting up and helping things go smoothly. Targets are live and active and accessible from the “My Games” link. If there are any problems, please let us know. Get to researching  your targets and try to stay dry!

We’re just a few days away from starting the first game!!! Thanks to everyone who has helped out and we really hope everyone has an awesome time.

We’re still putting together info packets for everyone that we hope to distribute by Sunday. We’ll contact the players this weekend for more specifics.

Have a great St. Patty’s day all!

Welcome to HokieWar. The first game is slated to begin the week after spring break so that we can wrap up before worrying about finals exams. Make sure you register to stay tuned on developments.